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Hooked on OnyxHooked on Onyx
Hooked on Onyx - Black
All black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
$12.00
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$12.00
Gardening With A KrakenGardening With A Kraken
Gardening With A Kraken - Purple
Think your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
$9.00
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$9.00
Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBeelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees - Black
Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
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  • The Jungle Is My GymThe Jungle Is My Gym
    The Jungle Is My Gym - Dark Green
    Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
    $13.50
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  • Kidnapped by a CyborgKidnapped by a Cyborg
    Kidnapped by a Cyborg - Light Blue
    Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
    $13.50
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  • Buzzed On The TowerBuzzed On The Tower
    Buzzed On The Tower - Green
    Cadet green aviator sunglasses designed to fulfill a (metaphorical) need for speed. Sunnies can’t make you run faster, but the no slip, no bounce frames stay put while you sweat and gradient polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and your vision...
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Bosley's Basset Hound DreamsBosley's Basset Hound Dreams
    Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams - Brown
    Tortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the presence of royalty.
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • From Zero to BlitzedFrom Zero to Blitzed
    From Zero to Blitzed - Black
    We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Add the Chrome PackageAdd the Chrome Package
    Add the Chrome Package - Black
    These black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Mick And Keith's Midnight RambleMick And Keith's Midnight Ramble
    Mick And Keith's Midnight Ramble - Black
    These black and blue sunglasses offer the best of both worlds: sleek black frames with a pop of color. A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing, making them ideal for running, golfing, frolfing, cartwheeling, and other sweaty activities. The ultimate duo: business in...
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • Colossal Squid ConfessionsColossal Squid Confessions
    Colossal Squid Confessions - Purple
    Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Deja Vu DaydreamDeja Vu Daydream
    Deja Vu Daydream - Dark Blue
    Do you ever get that strange feeling that you've been here before?! Don't worry. It's probably just a glitch in the matrix. We swear you've never seen these dark blue square aviators with purple gradient lenses & vintage flair before. (Or have you?)
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • The Future is VoidThe Future is Void
    The Future is Void - Black
    Fear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarized single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won’t shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won’t slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses offer UV400...
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Grass Stain Hall of FameGrass Stain Hall of Fame
    Grass Stain Hall of Fame - Dark Green
    If you didn't get grass stains on your pants, did you even play, bro?! These aerodynamic, green wrap-around sunglasses with amber reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you slide into home base (or the grass stain hall of fame).
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Sunbathing With WizardsSunbathing With Wizards
    Sunbathing With Wizards - Light Blue
    These high-performance blue and gold sunglasses were rigorously tested against the glare of pale, disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century. Where others shattered, these no slip, no bounce polarized sunglasses kept their cool with UV400 protection.
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • Here for the Hot ToddiesHere for the Hot Toddies
    Here for the Hot Toddies - Dark Green
    Are you here to shred?! If you're up at the mountain to bomb the slopes or just here for the hot toddies, these orange snow goggles with swappable magnetic lenses have you covered. Anti-fog, plus adjustable for all noggins at the apres-party.
    $22.50
    $75.00
    $22.50
  • A Unicorn's CalamityA Unicorn's Calamity
    A Unicorn's Calamity - Black
    Know what happens when you mix all colors of the rainbow together?! You get BLACK. That's how we made these black-on-black A Unicorn's Calamity shades. It took eight years & a touch of unicorn magic, but we finally perfected black OGs. You're welcome.
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • Just Knock It On!Just Knock It On!
    Just Knock It On! - Brown
    Wide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce.
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Dante's Shin Splint InfernoDante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Dante's Shin Splint Inferno - Red
    Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Do It for the Victory DanceDo It for the Victory Dance
    Do It for the Victory Dance - Black
    These black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Au Revoir, GopherAu Revoir, Gopher
    Au Revoir, Gopher - White
    Gophers got you down? Don’t vent your anger on these furry friends. Instead, slip on a pair of these white and rose sunnies with high contrast lenses to boost ground visibility so you can safely plant more root vegetables. We’ve said too much. *SQUEAK*...
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • Toasted Marshmallow MagicToasted Marshmallow Magic
    Toasted Marshmallow Magic - Light Brown
    Is there anything yummier than a warm, gooey, toasted marshmallow?! Yes: these beige OG sunnies with orange-gold gradient ocean lenses. We toasted them to indulgent, stylish perfection without charring them to a blackened crisp. They're *chef's kiss*
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Country Club CrasherCountry Club Crasher
    Country Club Crasher - Brown
    Your 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50

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