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It's All In My Contract - Dark GreenReady for the bass drop? These oversized square Amp G sunglasses are built for festival fans who crave bold looks. Featuring translucent dark green frames & non-reflective lenses, they won't slip while you dance from dawn to dusk to dawn.
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Dark Green
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It's Octopuses, Not Octopi - Dark PurplePurple and green octopus sunglasses for landlocked deep-sea explorers who know the proper plural form of octopus: octopuses. No slip, no bounce frame stays in place even when you sweat, and UV400 protection keeps your eyes safe as you daydream of being under the...
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Dark Purple
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Five Stripes - Atlanta United FCDrip so loud it echoes through the Benz. These Atlanta United FC sunglasses bring the heat with gold and red frames, black non-reflective lenses, and official MLS packaging. Built for glory, goals, and golden hour selfies. If you don't wear these shades with your...
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Black & Gold - LAFCKick it in style with LAFC sunglasses! Featuring gray-yellow ocean gradient lenses, sleek black and gold frames, and Major League Soccer packaging, these shades are so LA, they've had botox. This is for you, The 3252! Dale, dale, dale...
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Sunbathing With Wizards - Light BlueThese high-performance blue and gold sunglasses were rigorously tested against the glare of pale, disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century. Where others shattered, these no slip, no bounce polarized sunglasses kept their cool with UV400 protection.
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Light Blue
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Here for the Hot Toddies - Dark GreenAre you here to shred?! If you're up at the mountain to bomb the slopes or just here for the hot toddies, these orange snow goggles with swappable magnetic lenses have you covered. Anti-fog, plus adjustable for all noggins at the apres-party.
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Dark Green
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A Unicorn's Calamity - BlackKnow what happens when you mix all colors of the rainbow together?! You get BLACK. That's how we made these black-on-black A Unicorn's Calamity shades. It took eight years & a touch of unicorn magic, but we finally perfected black OGs. You're welcome.
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Just Knock It On! - BrownWide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce.
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Brown
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Short With Benefits - TealSmall teal sunglasses for your lil' noggin...just another perk of being fun-sized!!! Complete with polarized pink reflective mirrored lenses and full UV400 protection, these slim-fit active shades are perfect just the way they are.
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Teal
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Dante's Shin Splint Inferno - RedResidents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
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Underwhelming Alien Abduction - TealYou know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!
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Teal
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Dueling Pool Parties - Light BlueWhy choose one vibe when you can own both? These dusty blue translucent Avant Gs with blue gradient lenses bring timeless flair to any scene. No-slip, no-bounce, and perfect for cannonballs, cocktails, or chaos—whichever pool party you're crashing today.
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Light Blue
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Do It for the Victory Dance - BlackThese black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
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Black
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Donkey Goggles - OrangeOrange and blue sunglasses that live to stand out from the drove. (A group of donkeys is a drove. Weird, right?) No slip, no bounce frames that stay put even when you gallop (tbh it’s really a spirited mosey). and polarized blue lenses with...
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Orange
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Vamos United - DC UnitedDominate the comp with DC United (clap-clap-clap) sunglasses! With black gradient lenses, black & red frames & Major League Soccer packaging, these shades are as bold as a last-minute goal. You can do your victory dance now! Go ahead. We're waiting.
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Roll Tide Ray Blockers - The University of AlabamaAhhhh college...campus life...cram sessions...parties...and...CRUSHING YOUR RIVALS IN COLLEGIATE SPORTS!!! Alabama fans, get ready to paint the town blue with these Crimson Tide-inspired white and (of course) crimson sunglasses, Roll Tide Ray Blockers. These classic OG frames feature a limited-edition design and polarized lenses with...
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The University of Alabama
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Margs in First Class - Light GreenMargs in First Class: fashion-forward gradient sunglasses. These zesty lime aviator frames with green-gray ocean lenses capture the joy of indulgence on a looong summer vacation. Cast your winter coat back to the pits of hell from whence it sprang!
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Light Green
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Au Revoir, Gopher - WhiteGophers got you down? Don’t vent your anger on these furry friends. Instead, slip on a pair of these white and rose sunnies with high contrast lenses to boost ground visibility so you can safely plant more root vegetables. We’ve said too much. *SQUEAK*...
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Toasted Marshmallow Magic - Light BrownIs there anything yummier than a warm, gooey, toasted marshmallow?! Yes: these beige OG sunnies with orange-gold gradient ocean lenses. We toasted them to indulgent, stylish perfection without charring them to a blackened crisp. They're *chef's kiss*
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Light Brown
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Château de Maraschino - OrangeWelcome to Château de Maraschino, where bold style flows as freely as the top-shelf spirits. These striking orange half-rim frames and orange reflective lenses are a toast to indulgence—effortlessly cool, impossibly smooth, and just the right amount of over-the-top. Think vintage sports car energy...
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